FAQ

1. What the heck are you talking about?

a. We are talking, my friend, of the sensation of the religion that is Pastafarianism. The deity which forms the center of this belief system is the Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM). In short, the FSM created the universe on accident while he was drunk, thus accounting for imperfections in the world. In addition his chosen beings to maintain our world and guide us in our humanage are pirates. Not the machinegun or internet pirates, the singing swashbuckling buccaneers. In addition heaven is interpreted as a wonderful place with beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar except not so great. Stale beer and stale strippers I guess you could say.

2. Is Pastafarianism new?

a. Pastafarianism has existed in secret for thousands of years, ever since the documentation of creation, only to emerge into the public recently to spread word of his noodly goodness.

3. Are you all crazy? You can’t prove this!

a. No, we are not crazy! We CAN prove it. This belief in the Flying Spaghetti monster is totally legit. We have undeniable scientific evidence at this link. All scientific evidence proving evolution as the creation of life and not the FSM are pure coincidence created by the fSM. Carbon dating is altered by an invisible noodly appendage every test. You Silly people :3

4. Did you guys start this?

a. Absolutely not! This originally came from a dude named Bobby Henderson. He came up with this humorous movement while writing to the Kansas school board about creationism being taught in science class. For the “OFFICIAL” site for FSM, try here.

5. Is the spaghetti monster God?

a. No, he’s the Giant Flying Spaghetti monster, Duh.

6. Pirates?

a. YES! Pirates! Pirates are his supreme beings of noodly awesomeness; his chosen beings to maintain our world and guide us in our humanage. Not the machinegun-weilding or internet-hacking pirates which spring up today, but the singing swashbuckling buccaneers whos spread joy and rum across the seven seas. Lack of such pirates are the cause of global warming and their pirate regalia is that of the most devout pastafarians.

7. Are you serious?

a. Lol, you shouldn’t even need to ask that.

8. How do I learn more?

a. First look over our site. Then look over the official site. Then look at other sites. Check Amazon for the Pastafarian gospel if you want. Check out the guide. Ask the Flying Spaghetti Monster yourself. He might just answer you.

9. What can I do to help the cause\show everyone how silly you guys are by posting this?

a. Send this site to 10 people. Or just 5. Or maybe just a friend. If you can send this to everyone you know then the Awesome-Sauce is with you! Even telling people about this is great too. Throw it up on your blog or MySpace. Maybe throw it up on somebody else’s blog or MySpace. Your 4chan even. It doesn’t matter does it? Waddya say? Plz?

10. Why are we doing this?

a. Because it’s funny, because the spaghetti monster says so, because we were bored, and because we are getting a grade on this. All are excellent reasons. But the real answer lies in your heart. Seek it, follow it, and you will find dinner, beer, and strippers.